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As you can probably tell by the URL, yes, i am korean.
so dont flip out on me, about being racist.
WHICH i am, but still..
. . . anyway, as an inside joke between friends, & as a "little known fact",
i do believe that koreans have bad tempers.
& i am no exception.

i am Stephanie,
an angry young woman,
who takes pride in voicing her opinions.
i graduated with a PHD in sarcasm, and ive received the Stubborn award in 1990.
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Monday, February 7, 2011

VALLEY GIRLS ;

Straight up, if you talk like one, then just

SHUT THE FUCK UP .

Whenever i hear any bitch talking like one, my blood boils & i lash out.

i mean how did your english even develop into that?

& does anyone else notice that these girls are usually named;

Brittney, Whitney, Courtney, Amanda, Jessica, Jennifer, & such??!

This one particular incident happened when i was in the dressing room,

and i hear the click click click click clicking of 4 inch heels hitting the tiles.

then the.. :

Girl 1: OhhhmyyfuckingggGODD!! Brittney, you just haaaave to try this on! its sooo you!

Brittney: NO WAY! id look so fat in that! im thinking of going on a diet... ohhhmyyygod im craving chocolate sooo bad now!

Girl 3 (runs in): HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU GUYS!! AMANDA got the ring stuck on her fucking finger!!! now she HASSS to buy it!

- insert groupie hyena bitch laughter here-

Doesnt that just sound like complete donkeyshit?

How can you NOT get annoyed by people speaking like that.

So me being.. well.. me , i mimicked them out loud and gave my most obnoxious blond-bitch laugh.

That definitely silenced their conversation down to a whisper, and i could hear them asking "what the fuck? who the fuck is that?"

(now, this incident reminded me a lot of that one scene in Family Guy, where Brian just yells at a crying baby) <<SCENE HERE>>

Thats when i walk out of my dressing room to see 30+ year old women bitching amongst themselves.

YES, 30+ . & they look absolutely ridiculous with their short jean mini skirts, halter tops, orangey spray on tans, acrylic nails, and OF COURSE the fake boobage.

i didnt know whether to do a facepalm or to laugh out loud.

i considered doing both, but that would of looked ridiculous. haha.

i just hate how these "valley girls" fluctuate their voices and completely butcher the english language, making everything sound like a damn question. & how they always long-gate their first & last words.

Example: "ohhhhhmygoddddd, that is like SOooOoo ridiculoussss... "

uh, no bitch, YOURE ridiculous.

But seriously,

im curious as to how these women even manage to get a job,

or how they can pass a basic interview.

Someone please explain.

3 comments

Susiesaurus said...: Explanation: Tits. Ass.; February 7, 2011 at 9:57 PM
Stephanie said...: ugh. that is another can of rants susie.
lets not even go there.
*disgusted shiver.; February 7, 2011 at 10:01 PM
wilson leung said...: go bust ur krn-side & go slapp those annnoying bytches~~~; February 7, 2011 at 11:02 PM

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