What The Feck ?!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Crazy B!#CHes During Crazy Times ;

Everyone knows about Japans Tsunami / Earthquake catastrophe by now, so im not going to replay the same information thats going on all over the news & Facebook anyway.
This entry is mainly directed to the insanely ridiculous people
(mainly white) that have this sense of "American Patriotism" shoved so far up their asses that it blurs the line between patriotism & complete fucking demented insanity.
Hill-Billy American Red Necks, thinking its "karmas" way of getting back at japan for Pearl Harbor, and saying ridiculous things like "Karmas a bitch aint it Japan?"
" if you want to feel better about Japans death toll from the Tsunami, google Pearl Harbors numbers, & you'll feel better."
"Is it a coincidence that Japan & Hawaii are being affected by the same waves? Remember Pearl Harbor !"
<link here>
Do these people realize what theyre saying?
and no, its NOT ONLY Japan & Hawaii thats being affected, its actually a lot of other places, including Oregon, California, & the Western Coast of Canada.
Mother fucking red-necks shouldnt even be talking, they still think "gourmet cheese" is Cheez Wiz with a Special Edition nozzle.
Theyre talking as if they DONT own a fucking japanese car, a playstation, or have a TV made in japan, you inconsiderate rolls of streaked ass paper..
anyway,
Here are a few videos of whats been going around ..

... Really ?!
Heres to you biatch.

*Edit.
oh look here, the bitch left UCLA .
is anyone really surprised?
link here

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

AIM TALK ;

The "gangster guy talk"
ayyyy whuthz sup home fry skillet biscuitz !
yo, real talk bro, diz shit be duh real deeeel ya hurr?
oh fuuk yeh, freal meng, fsho, yeh i dig ya man, i feel ya.
fukc bitchezz make money.

The "gangster girl talk"
Yea freal, fuck dat bitch.
no one fukkin messzess with mz.triipiiebabyy.
im always down fo my homegurlz.
shout outs to my LA bitches, i love you bitches, freal
Love,
<<*Mz. Triipiiebabyy*>>

The "cute Asian talk"
teehee! ^ ^* ohemmgeee i knoww!! <3 <3
kekek~~ i wuv yoooh too!!~ this muuchh!
.. what?!! :O !!!
OH MY GOSHHH i hate yoooh so much now!
jkjkjkjkjkjk <33< 3<3<33 im sorry!!!

The "MessicanCholo Talk"
Eyyy what up esseyyy
damn nigga mi padre is hella getting my mi nerves foo.
i just wanna fukkin kik mi padre in el huevos
and run away from mi casa to su casa, you down?

The "imsofuckingGhettoMy123sAREmyABCs talk"
14ur3n 1n 7h3 h0u53 !
1 5p3nd f1v3 m1nu735 0n 0n3 53nt3nc3
cu5 17 m4k35 m3 100k c001 4nd 1 574nd 0u7.

The "im ninja gangster"
hey my doq passed away.
im feelinq hella down menq.
wanna drink it up toniqht?

The "obsessive smiley user"
HEY! (:
i missed you! T^T
we need to hang out asap, :D okay?! (;
call me on my cell ;]
i love you <3 :D

im sure theres a ton more of "AIM talk" categories,
but you get my rant..
its mind-blowingly face-palm worthy straight up ridiculousness.
how do you people manage to even write a decent essay for classes?
just please,
shut the fuck up with your nonsense jibber-jabber.

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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Toilet Horrors ;

Men are naturally a bit more careless & gross than girls, i get that.
but LADIES; when i fucking open a stall and i see period blood, shit, piss, the absence of TOILET PAPER, AND a USED pad/tampon hanging out of the trashcans?! my mind is fucking blown.
i am NOT proud to say that i have come across this more than once, actually its probably MORE than a handful of times ive come across such a scene, and each time it completely just.. UGH, you cannot fathom the immensity of the disgust i feel.
i just dont get it, WHERE in the fucking world has it been okay to NOT wipe your fecking ass after a shit?
i mean, girls, if your GUY-friends knew of this, what the HELL would they say?
Arnt you embarrassed?
Most guys have this image of girls, that their farts smell like unicorns or cupcakes, and their bodies just naturally dont produce any waste, only the occasional pee.
Would you LIKE me to post what ACTUALLY happens?!

Its just amazing how i can walk into a nicely decorated restroom, filled with bowls of potpourri, vanity mirrors, glossy silver sinks, brightly colored tiled floors, and then i open a stall and see,
bloodshitpissNOtoiletpaperASSPLOSION.

People, it doesnt matter WHAT gender you are,
TOILET PAPER IS YOUR FRIEND.
USE IT AND FLUSH IT.
or else ill be fucking shoving the Charms Bears up your pee hole, when i find out who you disgusting motherfuckers are.

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Friday, February 11, 2011

2 Girls 1 Bathroom ;

Has anyone else noticed that girls tend to go to the bathroom in mobs?
am i being left out of the piss-ticker or something?
does some sort of alarm go off for females to take their potty break?
Why is it that whenever a girl needs to go, she just HAS to go with someone else?
"Hey im going to the bathroom, come with me~"
or
" Lets go to the bathroom !"

They turn it into some sort of field trip,
where they re-apply their cake-faces together, giggling, laughing, and toss tampons to one another, in each others stalls.
i feel like im in some sort of circus acrobatic act, thats featuring flying tampons.

Now, not ALL girls may be throwing tampons at each other,
but the make-up thing, and the gossip during tinkle-time is a very common occurrence.

i dont have many girl friends.
Actually, i dont have any "girlfriends" that i hang out with regularly at all.
i dont play well with girls, you see.
Anyway, so all my friends are dudes, but that doesnt mean their girlfriends, or the occasional female friend wont tag-along with us.
But EACH and EVERY time they go to the bathroom, they ask me if i want to go with.
What the Feck?
what is it that you need me to do in there?
cant piss by yourself?
you hinting that my eyeliner smudged?
its ridiculous.
Bitch, go by your damn self, cuz i piss when i please.

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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

PORN ;

First of all, let me say this.
Porn is no joke to me, i HATE it so much.

So much in fact, that if my boyfriend were to watch it,
i would leave him.
to clarify that even more, if my HUSBAND were to watch it,
id divorce him.
Call it extreme, whatever, but before i enter a relationship i make it clear that there will be no forgiveness towards certain things.
& porn is one of them.
If he isnt willing to respect me and my feelings over a little loss of pornographic clips, then fuck him.

Another thing id like to say is,
No, i have never watched porn in my life.
Believe that or not, but i have no reason to lie about it.

Now before you call me unreasonable and shit,
i AM willing to MAKE as much porno as my boyfriend needs.
& i AM willing to do ALL the nasty things he wants to try.

So, let me explain why it hate it.
bottom line? i consider it cheating.
that might not make sense to the majority of you, but let me finish explaining my point.
do you realize how sleazy and pathetic you look while watching porn?
just try visualizing yourself for a moment,
youve got your cock up & youre hot & heavy with a recorded video clip.
(thats assuming youre a male thats watching.)
its disgusting & once again, PATHETIC.
& If you have a beautiful girlfriend/boyfriend, why would you even WANT to look at other people FUCKING?
what is it that you gain out of porn anyway? Nothing.

For me, loving someone is having eyes for only them, and not needing anyone else.
im not hating towards people & friends who do watch it, its your life, do whatever the shit you please.
im just saying the only person that really matters to me, would be the boyfriend.
i just want to keep my sex life between US & not butted-in by the web, magazines, photos, etc.
the boyfriends body AND eyes are MINE.
& i`d be all HIS . & im planning on keeping it that way.

- DISCLAIMER -

By posting this im not asking anyone to "open my eyes to porn",

or to explain to me that being "attracted" to things is only "natural",

because the first emotion i feel when i see ANYTHING like it, is DISGUST.

& its NOT "natural" for me to be attracted to anyone, or anything, thats presented in such a sordid way.

so dont waste your breath on trying to change me.

this is the way i am ; different. and i pride myself for it.

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